1. the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club. 9

2. why can't you trust atoms? because they make up everything! 9

3. did you hear about hte man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's o k now 8

4. what do you get when you order a root beer in a square glass? beer. 7

5. is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? 6

6. helium walks into a bar and the bartender says 'we don't serve noble gasses here'. helium doesn't react. 5